SlutBox by Amber Rose – October 2019 FULL Spoilers!

As a bona fide slut, I can never have too many green, ghost, sustainable totes. I believe it was #3 last year on the Slut Wish List. Huzzah!

Cut Amber Rose some slack. She just had another baby and is on a luxe vacation for Tyga’s birthday. She can’t possibly be expected to work. Geez people 🤣 sarcasm of course

Yup. This box keeps us all guessing in the worst possible way. It’s such a great source of entertainment for me now that you aren’t reviewing the Oreo boxes.

I should write to the company and ask why/how any of these items are slutty.
Except…l’m not a subscriber.

I’m outraged! What perverted minds were involved in the creation of this x-rated box?? They should be ashamed. I feel dirty just reading about those …(splutter!)…Surprise Hair Masks.

I subscribed for October and only October to get the Penguin Satisfyer Pro deal, and I actually LOVED this month (though maybe that was in part because I was just so relieved that I didn’t get the awful September box?). Yeah, it was weird to get Halloween stuff in mid-november (it arrived yesterday) and it was mighty strange to get…a literal hood to cover your face in? but reusable bags are always nice, the booty scrub looks fun, and the hair mask and mascara are both products I’ll use. Plus my we’re-getting-rid-of-past-inventory “mystery gift” was the palette from a few months ago, and that made this feel like really great value to me!

So I guess just…color me relieved haha.

(I also thought it was cute that with the bonus toy, I got one of their original boxes, and my mailman very demurely put it label-side down in the most shadowy bit of my porch!)

There’s literally not one thing in this box having to do with sex or being a slut. IDK what’s happening at this point.

So I had to look up what clean try on is. And it’s basically a hairnet you put over your face at a Nordstrom’s or retail shop so you don’t get makeup on the clothes you try on. Why on earth would that be in a consumer box ?? This box is literally just a random pit of giveaways they got for free or someone was throwing away? The efforts of the copywriter to the and tie it all to the theme are pretty admirable though. Bravo slut box copy writer.

This sub box is hanging by a thread….

Did someone forget to hit publish on this last month or is the box just really behind?

Soooo…. is this a beauty box now?

Garbage.

Oct ?? We are halfway thru Nov!!!

You know I would like most of that stuff. The only thing I wouldn’t try is the lip product only because I don’t wear them. Now whether it’s worth the cost of the box is a different story but I think this is an improvement. I wouldn’t call in slut box material though.