Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription for sassy ladies. There are 4 plans available:
Shirt Only for $24.95, Box Only for $49.95, the Big Box Subscription (which includes the shirt and box) for $69.95 and a “Small Box” subscription for $29.95. Shipping is free for all boxes.
Each box contains full size beauty and lifestyle items from Smartass & Sass and various other sassy businesses. The shirts are comfy unisex tees available in sizes XS-4X.
Writer's Note: Heads up, in October the prices will change. Shipping will now be included in the cost of each box, but due to inflation, the overall cost of each subscription will go up a few dollars. The Big Box subscription (includes full size box and shirt) will be $69.95 monthly (less for 3 and 6 month commitments). The Box subscription (everything but the T Shirt) will be $49.95 monthly. The Small Box subscription (a selection of items from the Big Box) will be $29.95 (monthly). And the T Shirt only subscription will be $24.95 monthly.There’s also something very exciting coming in October: Customization! I’ll share further details in my review of the September box.
This box was paid for by Smartass & Sass. (Check out our editorial guidelines to learn more about how we review boxes.)
First Impressions
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Warning: This review is not for the faint of heart! If you're offended by bad language, this probably isn't the review or box for you! If you're like me and thrive on poor language and bad ideas, this is definitely a subscription box you need in your life. Consider yourself warned!
With that said, August's theme was hilarious: “Mercury is in gatorade (or some sh*t)!” This theme is so creative; it has to be one of my favorites!
Mercury Made Me Do It!
Evil F*ckery Makeup Pouch - Retail Value $15.95
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The first item I (gleefully) plucked from the August box was this gorgeous, holographic pouch. The box insert calls it a “makeup pouch” but it’s much bigger than what I’d keep my makeup in. I took a photo of it with other items from this month’s box to illustrate the size. This isn’t a complaint: I’m thrilled. I don’t need another pouch for makeup; however I do need many bags in this useful size.
Plus, did I mention that it’s holographic?! The shimmer factor is unbelievable. A design of several potion bottles with the phrase, “bag of evil f*ckery” only adds to its charm! I love the sassy phrase juxtaposed with the femininity of the sparkly finish. This pouch makes for a fantastic start!
Rebel Deck: The Game - By Rebel Deck - Retail Value $27.50
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This is the second item Smartass & Sass has sent from the company, Rebel Deck. In a box a year or two ago, we received a snarky, tarot card style deck. They actually have a few left on clearance on their website. I thought that set was nice, but I like this deck even more because it’s an actual game.
There are two decks of cards; one deck of fill in the blank scenarios and a deck with a mix of sassy and spiritual answers. I can see this game getting really out of control, especially if wine becomes involved. After all, Mercury is in retrograde or something like that. Probably.
Middle Finger Suncatcher Decal - Retail Value $10.95
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This decal has such a pretty finish; I really wish I could have captured it with better photographs. It has a texture like stained glass and a beautiful iridescent shimmer. It’s meant to be placed on a window where it will catch sunlight and reflect as much light as it does your snarky attitude.
While I love the shimmer and textured finish, the design isn’t quite what I want to put on my window. So I do hope for more of these decals in the future, but with a different graphic. However, that said, I know several people who will fight to have this one!
Magical Week Notepad - By Knock Knock - Retail Value $9.00
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This notepad is pretty interesting. I’ve seen a lot of notepads, I love them, actually, but this one is unusual. It helps you track magical activities and self-care on a weekly basis. Though I’m not into the types of things it tracks (candle magic, room smudging, balancing of chakras, etc) I admit that it’s clever and well laid out. But just because it doesn’t appeal to me, doesn’t mean it won’t appeal to a wide audience. In fact, I have a friend who is going to be surprised and elated to receive this in the mail. Maybe she’ll even help me by clearing my chakras, in return!
Good Morning, F*ckers Tumbler - Retail Value $26.95
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Plus it’s dishwasher safe! That’s a real bonus in my book because so many tumblers are hand-wash only.
It’s made from a durable plastic and comes with a matching straw. I like how it’s totally clear, making the phrase, “good morning, f*ckers” stand out! It’s a great way to alert those around you that today might not be the day to cross you. After all, Mercury is in Gatorade (or some sh*t)!
“I’m The Problem” Mercury Pin - By Buffalovely X Smartass & Sass - Retail Value $9.95
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Going through the box, I almost missed this little gem. It’s a cute little pin with an adorably innocent looking Mercury on it. “It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem. It’s me,” he admits. He’s taking the blame; so whenever your snark level is out of control, point to this little pin. It’s totally Mercury’s fault. He did it!
Mercury Is In Gatorade (Or Some Sh*t) Collectable Marker - Retail Value $4.95
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This year, Smartass & Sass is including a different colored fine-point Sharpie, with appropriately funny phrases, in each month’s box. This is the eighth in the set and the theme, “Mercury Is In Gatorade Or Some Sh*t” is emblazoned on it. The color name, “Planetary Purple” is adorned with planets which makes this marker all-around awesome! I wouldn’t call the color a true purple, it has a very fuchsia hue to it, but it’s fantastic.
I really love the idea of a new marker every month. My set is looking great and I’m keeping them in the “Where The F*ck Did My Day Go” bag from a previous month's box. If you miss a month and want to complete your set, the Smartass online shop sells them individually (while supplies last).
Bonus Item - Mermaid Whipped Shaving Soap - By AMNH Skin Care - Retail Value $18
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Like last month, August’s box contained a bonus item that had been included in a past box. This month’s bonus is a whipped soap that looks as beautiful as it smells! I’m a huge fan of this soap. So much so that when I first received it, I actually purchased extra containers from the Smartass store.
Besides being gorgeous and smelling lovely, it feels great. It has a thick, creamy consistency that makes my skin feel soft and moisturized. I took the advice on the note that Smartass included and used it as a shaving soap. Initially, I found it a bit thick for that, but after adding more water, it created a lather perfect for shaving. I’m absolutely loving Smartass’s way of using old inventory to add extra pizazz to their current boxes!
My Horoscope Says - Unisex T-Shirt - Retail Value $24.95
August’s shirt is spot on! It doesn’t just fit the theme, it’s hilarious. The design is fun; it’s reminiscent of a neon sign you’d see in the window of a palm reader’s shop. And even better, it’s like an astrological get out of jail free card!
While I’m not a T-shirt person, my bestie is so she is always thrilled to take the shirt. She now has 25 Smartass & Sass shirts (with another on the way)! Thank you Jenni, for posing for this photo! According to Jenni, the shirts are true to size, long enough to wear with yoga pants and ridiculously soft! She tells me that every morning she flips through them in her closet and chooses which to wear, based on her sass level that day!
The Verdict
The theme for August’s box, “Mercury Is In Gatorade. (Or Some Sh*t)” is one of my favorites. I don’t know a lot about astrology but I hear a lot of people blame the alignment of the planets for their bad behavior. So Smartass & Sass’s cheeky play on words gives me a timely laugh.
Like the theme, the box is super fun and creatively curated. While not every item is one I’ll keep, I’ve found a happy home for each of them. I especially love the makeup pouch; I love sorting my craft projects so I’m always thrilled to have a pouch that’s such a nice size. Plus it’s just plain gorgeous. The Rebel Deck game also stands out as a favorite. I can’t wait to get my girlfriends together for a sassy game night.
I want to mention that there is a Smartass & Sass online shop that contains items found, and not found, in the box. It’s open to everyone but subscribers need to enter the password on the back of the box insert and they’ll receive 20% off of their order!
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To Wrap Up
Can you still get this box if you sign up today? No, your first box will be the October box. However, extra previous boxes are oftentimes available for sale in the Smartass & Sass store.
Value Breakdown:
The box plus T-shirt costs $69.95, which means each of the 9 items (counting the T-shirt and bonus drink kit) cost an average of about $7.77. In my opinion, that’s a stellar value! What do you think of Smartass & Sass?
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