Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription for sassy ladies. There are 4 plans available:
The Shirt Only subscription is $24.95, Box Only is $49.95, the Big Box Subscription (which includes the shirt and box) is $69.95 and a “Small Box” subscription is $29.95. Shipping is included for all boxes.
Each box contains full size beauty and lifestyle items from Smartass & Sass and various other sassy businesses. The shirts are comfy unisex T's available in sizes XS-4X.
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First Impressions
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Warning: This review is not for the faint of heart! If you’re offended by bad language, this probably isn’t the review or box for you! If you’re like me and thrive on poor language and bad ideas, this is definitely a subscription box you need in your life! Consider yourself warned!
With that said, October's theme was: “Here Comes Trouble!” It’s a fitting theme for a box of sassy snark!
Here Comes Trouble!
Ms. B*tch Mug - Retail Value $19.95
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Big Box subscribers can now customize 2-3 items in their box each month! This mug was my first choice item and I’m super thrilled with it. I love the phrase: “That’s Ms. B/tch To You!” You can call me a B/tch, I’m comfortable with that, but show some respect!
Besides the cute design, the large size is impressive. I hate small coffee mugs. Large ones, like this beauty, are so useful. After all, what sassy lady doesn’t need an extra shot of espresso to improve her wit? It’s also great for a hearty portion of soup or oatmeal.
Polite As F/ck Socks - Retail Value $15.00
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For my second choice this month, I selected this pair of socks. There was a variety of sock colors and designs to choose from. I chose these for two reasons: they are totally my colors and the phrase is so me! “Polite As F/ck” is boldly emblazoned on them. I love those cross stitch patterns with flowers and snarky phrases because I’m a sucker for the juxtaposition of sweet and traditional with crude and sassy. These socks absolutely deliver that! After all, I’m polite…as F/ck!
Also, perhaps more importantly, the quality of the socks is very good. They’re thick and warm. Perfect for winter. If they’re too sassy for you to wear out, they make great pajama socks. They’ll keep your toes warm, even if your heart is cold!
Yeah I’m Creative Heart Hoop Earrings - Retail Value $15.00
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These earrings were October’s final choice item. They’re my favorite thing in the box, but they’re so beautiful that they're very difficult to photograph. They hang on a simple hoop earwire, letting the gorgeous holographic hearts really stand out. Engraved on the first heart is the phrase: “yeah I’m creative” and on the second heart, “I create new problems everyday!” That in itself is super creative and quite amusing.
The hearts have an iridescent finish that changes colors depending on the lighting and angle at which you view them! Sometimes they look clear, other times pink or blue. I took several pictures, hoping to adequately showcase their beauty and range of colors, but no picture could do them justice. Trust me, you need a pair! They’re also super lightweight so they’ll be comfortable to wear. While I don’t have pierced ears, I love them so much that I’m converting them to clips. Their simple design makes them easy to change.
F*ckery Abound Oversized Tote - Retail Value $24.95
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Smartass & Sass has given tote bags in the past but in different styles. This one is HUGE! It’s so big that I had trouble photographing it because it didn’t fit in my photo light box. I had to photograph it hanging on my stairwell and on my table. I put my laptop in it to show scale. It holds a ton and it’s made from a very sturdy material. It’s absolutely perfect for carrying my crafting items. At the moment I’m stuffing it with yarn; winter is crochet season for me!
As for the image, It reminds me of a fancy wax seal that you’d see stamped onto an important letter. Or maybe even a family crest or a design on a black iron fence. Except this elegant creation has a snarky edge. Skeleton fingers flip the bird, along with the large letters, “F” and “U!” I love the juxtaposition of classic and elegant design with modern and sassy phrases.
Oh $#%@! Swear Bank - Retail Value $19.95
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Isn’t this swear bank cute? A year or two ago, Smartass put a small glass swear jar in their box but it wasn’t nearly as nice as this one. It’s made from lovely dark wood with a glass panel in the front so you can keep track of your cash. It can stand on its own or be hung from the hooks attached to the back. The top has a slot where you deposit the punishment funds! To get the money out, the back opens like a picture frame. It’s accessible without being too easy to cheat and steal from.
I don’t have kids and I’m A-OK with my swearing so I don’t need a swear jar. However, it’s adorable so I’m totally keeping it. I’ll be using this as a way to save up for fun extra items that I wouldn’t normally buy for myself. It’s always a good idea to stash some cash; why not use a fun container to hold it?
Find Your Patience Bumper Magnet - Retail Value $9.95
Love bumper stickers but afraid to ruin your paint? A magnetic bumper sticker might be the answer. And this one is hilarious! It fits with the theme, “Here Comes Trouble;” don’t let anyone say that you didn’t warn them! I really love the phrase, my only concern is that someone who is bitchier than me could easily steal it off of my car. Because of that, I’m going to put it on my filing cabinet. The warning works just as well!
Indighosted Collectable Marker - Retail Value $4.95
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This year, Smartass & Sass is including a different colored fine-point Sharpie, with appropriately funny phrases, in each month’s box. This is the tenth in the set and the theme, “Here Comes Trouble” fits the name of the color on the marker: “Indighosted.” It’s a fun way to cross Halloween with being a troublemaker. The marker ink is a rich indigo; deep purple with a hint of blue.
I really love the idea of a new marker every month. My set is looking great and I’m keeping them in the “Where The F*ck Did My Day Go” bag from a previous month's box. If you miss a month and want to complete your set, the Smartass online shop sells them individually (while supplies last).
Not Your Station - Unisex T-Shirt - Retail Value $24.95
October’s shirt is fantastic! It really fits the theme, “Here Comes Trouble!” It has an image of a train with the words, “Hey Train Wreck, Not Your Station” emblazoned on it. So fitting; the troubled train wreck is coming your way, but that drama isn’t yours; take it to another station!
I’m not a T-shirt person so my bestie has been modeling the monthly Smartass and Sass shirts for me. Her collection is now so vast that I have a new model to introduce you to; meet my niece Elizabeth! Elizabeth agrees with Jenni that the shirts are true to size, long enough to wear with yoga pants, and ridiculously soft! Thank you for modeling, Elizabeth, I know these will become your favorite shirts!
The Verdict
October’s theme, “Here Comes Trouble,” is a fun one! It’s a great warning to everyone around us. I’m a smartass. I’m comfortable with that. Watchout world: here I come!
The box itself is great. The careful curation and variety of items really works. I love how practical the items are. I’ll definitely use everything in the box.
I’m also really impressed with the quality of the items appearing in Smartass & Sass’s boxes this past year! Smartass items were always funny and unique; now their quality matches their snark level! If you were a past subscriber, it’s worth giving it another try!
I’d like to add that there is a Smartass & Sass online shop that contains items found, and not found, in the box. It’s open to everyone, but subscribers that enter the password on the back of the box insert will receive 20% off of their order!
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To Wrap Up
Can you still get this box if you sign up today?
No, your first box will be the December box. However, you have the option to order previous boxes from the Smartass store. At the moment, the October box is still in stock!
Value Breakdown: The October Big Box (including T-shirt) cost $69.95 which means each of the 8 items (counting the T-shirt) cost an average of about $8.74. That’s a great value!
Exciting news: Customization is now available to Big Box Subscribers! They will be allowed to choose up to three items in each month’s box! Customization is open each month from the 26th to the 10th. Subscriptions bill on the 1st and ship on the 18th.
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