Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription for sassy ladies. There are 4 plans available:
The Shirt Only subscription is $24.95, Box Only is $49.95, the Big Box Subscription (which includes the shirt and box) is $69.95 and a “Small Box” subscription is $29.95. Shipping is included for all boxes.
Each box contains full size beauty and lifestyle items from Smartass & Sass and various other sassy businesses. The shirts are comfy unisex T's available in sizes XS-4X.
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First Impressions
Warning: This review is not for the faint of heart! If you’re offended by bad language, this probably isn’t the review or box for you! If you’re like me and thrive on poor language and bad ideas, this is definitely a subscription box you need in your life! Consider yourself warned!
With that said, January's theme was: “In My Main Character Era.” It’s a sassy way to say that the start of a new year is the perfect time to focus on yourself for a change!
It’s All About Me, Myself and I!
“Not Exercise, Extra Fries” Plush - Punchkins - Retail Value $17.99
Big Box subscribers can now customize 2-3 items in their box each month! The first choice item this month was for one of four plushies by Punchkins.
One Finger Salute Crossbody Bag - Retail Value $29.95
This cute bag can be worn as a crossbody or a fanny pack. The strap extends to a very generous 50 inches. The main compartment is roomy and has mesh pockets to keep you organized. I love that on the back of it is a hidden zippered pocket that is perfect for keeping cash or cards so that they’re accessible to you but not to anyone else! There’s even a layer of padding that makes it comfortable to wear but doesn't add bulk.
Of course, the best feature is the middle finger design in the bottom corner. It’s not so obvious that you can’t use this bag daily, but it sure is fun knowing that it’s there! I’m happy that the color is black so that it’ll match just about any outfit I own and not stand out too much. This bag is all about functional, inconspicuous snark.
But Did You Die Blender Bottle - Retail Value $15.95
January’s second choice was for a “hilarious hydration accessory.” I chose a waterproof, insulated pouch that straps onto your tumbler. Unfortunately another glitch occurred in their customization system and caused them to miss my second and third item choices again. They apologized for the mixup and promised to quickly send the correct items.
Instead of the tumbler pouch, that hilariously says: “Yeah, I run. This mouth” I received this cute blender bottle. I’m not a fan of protein shakes, so I’ll be passing this on to a friend, but it’s a nice blender bottle. It’s BPA free, holds 21 ounces, has a measurement scale and comes with a sturdy blender ball.
Main Character Energy Bookmark - Retail Value $9.95
This next item is a cute bookmark. It has a really soft, fantastic feel to it. The box insert says that it’s leather but I’m not sure if it’s animal or synthetic leather. Either way, I really like it. The color is a rich burgundy with black, laser engraved letters on it. One side says, “Main Character Energy” and the other says, “Smartass & Sass.”
I think that including a bookmark is a clever way to continue the theme of the box. It also matches January’s shirt design. The quality is really nice; it’s sturdy but not so thick that it won’t fit nicely in a book.
Weekly Goals Tracker Notepad - Retail Value $9.95
January’s third choice item was a notetaking accessory. I selected a mini flip notebook that says: “F*ckers Who Have Wronged Me” but I received this weekly goals notetracker. I’m really disappointed because I was looking forward to having a place to keep track of those who have wronged me and because I received this notepad from Smartass & Sass a year or two ago.
I’m assured though, that the correct notepad will soon be en route to me. And this is actually a nice notepad that is a great accessory to start the year off right. There’s a page for each week of the year and it helps you track and manage everything from water intake to cleaning to spending. I think those are useful habits to keep track of so I’m going to try to use it. Now I just need a tracker to help keep me on track with using my tracker!
Sassy Sticky Note Holder - Retail Value $9.95
In 2023, Smartass & Sass included a different collectible sharpie in each month’s box. I thought it was very clever and loved seeing each month’s theme represented in a marker. Smartass has continued the idea of a recurring item in 2024 with a different sticky note set for every month! That, of course, means we’re going to need a way to store them which is what this cute notepad holder is for. I’m grateful to have it and thrilled that it was included in the first box of the year; now I know I won’t misplace each mini sticky pad set on the disaster I call a desk!
Water Tracker - Collectible Sassy Sticky Notes - Retail Value $4.95
The first in a set of twelve mini sticky notepads sets is a water tracker. It’s cute, useful and fits the theme of “In My Main Character Era” because tracking hydration is a great way to look after ourselves. “You are not a camel. Drink your water” it advises. I’ll definitely be keeping my sticky pads handy and I cannot wait to see what fun Smartass & Sass has in store for us in 2024!
Story Of My Life - Unisex T-Shirt - Retail Value $24.95
This shirt is so cute; I really love the heather orchid color. The design is of a book with, “Story of my life” on its cover. There are word bubbles filled with expletives coming from within the book. So if you’re like me, it really is the story of your life!
The Verdict
January’s theme, “In My Main Character Era,” is such a fun way to remember that self care is vital to our well-being. Self care isn’t selfish; remember, you’re the star of your story, take care of yourself. I think January is the perfect month to remember this. Most of us have expended so much time, thought and energy on others over the last couple of holiday months. It’s time to look inward and do something for ourselves.
It’s the start of a new year and the perfect time to be the main character in your life. I think that Smartass & Sass has cleverly identified this and put together a box that will help us to do that.
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To Wrap Up
Can you still get this box if you sign up today?
No, your first box will be the February box. However, you have the option to buy the “In My Main Character Era” box as well as previous boxes from the Smartass store.
Value Breakdown: The January Big Box (including T-shirt) cost $69.95 which means each of the 8 items (counting the T-shirt) cost an average of about $8.74. That’s a great value!
I’d like to add that there is a Smartass & Sass online shop that contains items found, and not found, in the box. It’s open to everyone, but subscribers that enter the password on the back of the box insert will receive 20% off of their order!
Don’t forget: Customization is available to Big Box Subscribers! They are allowed to choose up to three items in each month’s box! Customization is open each month from the 26th to the 10th. Subscriptions bill on the 1st and ship on the 18th.
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