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Love Kissing Your Husband, but Hate Beard Burn? Here’s How To Avoid the Trauma

Christen Russo
ByChristen RussoAug 17, 2023In Partnership With Beard Club

I recently saw some lady in my feed say she and her husband make out every night. This seemed blissful, so I mentioned it to my husband. He was obviously game. We shook on it. And then, merp, I started to get un-game. His beard was scraping me up every time we went for it!

So I went searching for a way to soften that beard. I saw great reviews of Beard Club, and chose the Ultimate Kit with PT45 Trimmer. Technically I got it for him, but really I got it for us.

Why must love hurt?

I really like this guy, so we’re incredibly affectionate with each other. But apparently we never made out this much, because my face was red and raw each night, and it was not awesome. I noticed myself pulling away when he came in for a kiss. Beard burn trauma!

The Ultimate Kit comes with so many things, I’m going to list them out:

  • PT45 Trimmer, with accessories (more on this later).
  • Boar Bristle Brush
  • Derma Roller to promote collagen and keratin production, as well as help stimulate even growth, alongside a Cleansing Spray to sanitize.
  • Growth Oil to nourish those face hairs, alleviating dry skin and beard dandruff.
  • Growth Vitamin Spray with bamboo, lavender, and peppermint to soothe the itch of new hair growth and stimulate follicles.
  • Growth Vitamins to strengthen the beard from within.
  • Beard Shampoo
  • Travel Bag

When used together, this curation promises to help improve beard patchiness, stimulate growth (a longer beard is a softer beard), and combat the dry skin and split ends that make my husband look like a sailor lost at sea. I love how thorough this kit is. 🙌

Husband, meet proper beard care

My gent is a hairy man, so ensuring that his beard grows in healthy, i.e. thicker, softer, hydrated, and sans dandruff, is a top priority. Without care, it’s wiry and scratchy, and…when I found out beards hold the same bacteria that can be found in fecal matter, I couldn't unknow it.

So we started with a good Beard Shampoo. I have fantastic news: he came out of the shower smelling like a pine forest. Finally I could nestle into his face without wondering if I’d get pink eye.

He applied the Beard Oil, and topped it off with spritzes of Growth Spray. He gave that beard a good brushin’ to massage the oils through. He started to see why people have a skincare routine. We’re onto something here.

The Ultimate Growth Kit for ultimate kissing goodness

My husband also took the Growth Vitamins as he’s thinning on top, and we figured the biotin MSM plus other vitamins and minerals could only help his cause.

Guys, things are looking and feeling great over here! My dude has a new sense of facial hair pride, and I’m back on the makeout train! His beard appears fuller and thicker-looking, and it’s not scratching me up anymore. Win and win.

Beard Club stands by their products with their Growth Guarantee—if you’re enrolled in autoship and have been using it all as guided for 5 months, but don’t see results, you can get a full refund.

That trimmer, so good 👌

Beard Club would be leading us astray by sending growth vitamins, minerals, and sprays with no acknowledgement that sometimes a good trim is just the thing. The trimmer my husband was previously using is from 2012. From over here in our time capsule, we didn’t know a beard trimmer so baller could exist, until we found Beard Club.

The PT45 Trimmer has 5 blade adjustments and 8 color-coded blade guards, adding up to 45 unique length options. The guards mean an even trim without tugging or nicks. And it comes charged, rocks a 3-hour battery life, and can go months between charges. We love this thing.

We’re smoochin’ again, friends

With this new and improved, clean and soft beard situation, life is good and our love is legit deepening. All thanks to some quality beard products. Who knew? Right now, you get 25% off Beard Club kits with code CHRISTEN25. Here’s to making out.