SlutBox by Amber Rose – August 2018 FULL SPOILERS!

I’m a sex educator (& also health educator) so the idea of this box had me intrigued. However this is such a dud!! I’m all for safer sex, so I appreciate the condoms being included but what about the heat? How many people had this sitting on their door step? Also shouldn’t this be a sexier box? It feels fairly lame.

I love how the condom fit guide doesn’t have any real measurements. Much easier to get a man to admit he’s an M than the eighter he’s been bragging about is actually a 4 1/2 on a good day.

Heads up for when you cancel – you have to actually confirm to cancel and not just email to cancel. Such a joke – they got my money for another month since I didn’t “confirm to cancel”

Yeah…Like guys are really gonna appreciate us running around trying to measure their junk..🙄

The rose quartz was not included in this box; I received an email stating it was going to be included in the September one instead (which is great for all of us who cancelled after receiving this disappointing box)!

The “past favorite” they included in my box was that weird mini feather duster thing that no one liked to begin with.

The makeup and soap (which smells grandma-ish, like an oppressive floral perfume scent) were full-sized. Everything else seemed like promotional freebies that they shouldn’t even assign a value to. The door hanger is a promo for a website that only sells 9 items and definitely doesn’t sell a $5 door hanger. There are 2 stickers which the box says retail for $11, and they’re just promo stickers for another small company (and retail for $3.50). The tiny little sample of lube and the dental dams look like the free samples my college would hand out in their health center. There is a tiny, tiny skin cream sample included, but I couldn’t even find that online to see how much it retailed for (the full size wasn’t expensive, though).

The soap and makeup were the only things that seemed to have a value, and even then, it wasn’t customizable at all and were not my colors. If the only value you’re bringing is makeup, just make it a makeup box and do it WELL. Everything else was terrible and not worthy of the “slut” name.

It’s official…this is the most ridiculous box ever!!! It’s simply laughable!!!

If this is “Slutbox” and the theme is Body Electric, shouldn’t there be a vibrator? LOL

Reading the description for the doorhanger has me shaking my head in disbelief. I would never think of hanging such a thing on my door at my parents’ house. “Go away dad, I’m busy being a slut in here.” This box is ridiculous.

I received a full size flirt eyeliner and eyeshadow palette as my surprise gift! I actually like what I get every month but I think the price needs to drop. It should be $15-$20 monthly.

Too much like a beauty box and not a good one at that.

is it me or is this the worse box yet?

Kind of boring honestly. I will say I’m pleased to see dental dams included. It’s always condoms condoms condoms but dental dams are important too!

Zzzzzzzzz……

Julie once said, “this box is all bark and no bite” and she was dead on.

Heart + Honey is way more risque. And it happens to be presented in a tremendously classy, approachable, and empowering way. Unfortunately, that’s what I’ve been comparing Slut box to, and it only makes it look more pathetic.

Pretty sure that when the most exciting thing in box that is supposed to be sex positive it some soap then you’re doing it wrong. It’s only going downhill and it’s kind of a non kinky slap to the face of those people that took a chance on a controversial box. It had potential that it never lived up to.

I just don’t get this box. There are a million sexy things you could put in this box. . . . why all the beauty stuff?!

NOPE

Hmmm, $25 worth of “Past Favorites”? This sound suspiciously like “$25 of crap that we couldn’t get rid of because we didn’t get enough subscriptions”. This box is now on its 4th month, so what “favorites” can they actually have except for stock they didn’t sell? I could be wrong, but I think I hear the death knell sounding for this subscription.

Another beauty box.